Andrew Christian started following me on Twitter, and I don’t even follow them. Crazy!
Impulse bought some EVOLVE briefs, can’t say that I like how I look in them, yet… Maybe once I get out of Whale-Status I’ll wear them more often… Encouragement in the form of looking good in skimpy underwear.
Why does my left arm ache and hurt so much? I don’t even use that arm to masturbate…
I got a haircut today
You stay classy grindr
Bought a body groomer, and I manscaped today. Now all I need to do is lose 30-40 lbs and I’ll have a stunning summer bod. And by then it’ll be winter… Hopefully I’ll be hot enough to keep warm then
I’m pretty sure pornstar/model Jake Andrews is on my Grindr radar. He’s living in the Seattle area again, according to his twitter, and the pic looks just like him. I need to work out, a lot, so I can get on his level and maybe score a night in the sack with that hot piece of man! Wish me luck and push me to become a sexy beast.