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Another pair of Andrew Christian, new addiction. Help! Please send me money

First pair of Andrew Christian. Retro trunks with Show-It tech

First pair of Andrew Christian. Retro trunks with Show-It tech

Y’all see my new icon?

Y’all see my new icon?

Got a haircut the other day and I’m rocking the douche beard. Someone sex with me

Got a haircut the other day and I’m rocking the douche beard. Someone sex with me

Say what?!

Andrew Christian started following me on Twitter, and I don’t even follow them. Crazy!

Impulse bought some EVOLVE briefs, can’t say that I like how I look in them, yet… Maybe once I get out of Whale-Status I’ll wear them more often… Encouragement in the form of looking good in skimpy underwear.

Am I doing this right?

*UPDATE!* He blocked me cuz I told him I wouldn’t send him a nude

Am I doing this right?

*UPDATE!* He blocked me cuz I told him I wouldn’t send him a nude

Why does my left arm ache and hurt so much? I don’t even use that arm to masturbate…

White Girl Status! This is a 24oz coffee, and it’s not even their biggest size. Plus it’s better than Starbucks and cheaper… Sorry to all the people outside the Seattle area that don’t have this bomb ass coffee

White Girl Status! This is a 24oz coffee, and it’s not even their biggest size. Plus it’s better than Starbucks and cheaper… Sorry to all the people outside the Seattle area that don’t have this bomb ass coffee

I got a haircut today

I got a haircut today

You stay classy grindr

you guys like my license plate wall?

you guys like my license plate wall?

Max: you are crossed off my list…
I narrowed it down to 4…

Max: you are crossed off my list…

I narrowed it down to 4…

Bought a body groomer, and I manscaped today. Now all I need to do is lose 30-40 lbs and I’ll have a stunning summer bod. And by then it’ll be winter… Hopefully I’ll be hot enough to keep warm then