Andrew Christian started following me on Twitter, and I don’t even follow them. Crazy!
Impulse bought some EVOLVE briefs, can’t say that I like how I look in them, yet… Maybe once I get out of Whale-Status I’ll wear them more often… Encouragement in the form of looking good in skimpy underwear.
Why does my left arm ache and hurt so much? I don’t even use that arm to masturbate…
I got a haircut today
You stay classy grindr
Bought a body groomer, and I manscaped today. Now all I need to do is lose 30-40 lbs and I’ll have a stunning summer bod. And by then it’ll be winter… Hopefully I’ll be hot enough to keep warm then
I’m pretty sure pornstar/model Jake Andrews is on my Grindr radar. He’s living in the Seattle area again, according to his twitter, and the pic looks just like him. I need to work out, a lot, so I can get on his level and maybe score a night in the sack with that hot piece of man! Wish me luck and push me to become a sexy beast.
So according to some dude on Grindr, I have a doppelgänger. From him we are both 8.2 miles away, both named Nick, are 22, and same height and approximately the same weight. We appear next to each other and have different profile pics which apparently look similar. And we are both “Living the Dream”. Talk about hawkward.